As Americans, should citizens be allowed to maintain their porn stashes—or is that, in fact, the province of the federal government? This important question was recently taken up by our finest news organization (well, okay fourth finest, behind Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and “JNN,” aka the Juggalo News Network). This important civic issues demands action, and humor is clearly the way to win over hearts and minds throughout the U.S. on this divisive issue so crucial to our nation, as this clip shows.

Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation’s Porn From Future Generations